Wait, STOP!!! There is no need to adjust your computer screens. That´s my actual face, well that´s how I woke up yesterday morning. If you are new to the blog, kindly go to the Lookbook section on the right side, so you can get a general image of my… real face. In any case, after having an allergic reaction the day before that were just tiny bumps that itched terribly, I took meds and I woke up with the outcome of what the opposite of healed should be. So this is me, freaking out because my face, I can´t feel my face, and when I see it, I expect to be shocking, but the first look, is brutally frightening. Really it is, forget the bumps, the itching, the sneezing and coughing, this look is not pretty!!!

But, is it really not pretty? Well my eyes look like I belong to another race, but that makes me exotic I think (I can work with that). The majority of swelling though is forcefully directed at my lips. And like any sane person I know (as if fashion bloggers) I decide that it is the perfect op for a photo op. People spend money to test out software images that dramatically change up their looks, then even more money to have collagen pumped in their pouts, and I woke up like this. So unlike Lady Gaga, I wasn´t born this way, but when allergies give you super big pouty lips, crap a part from taking meds, ROCK it!!!

Now after publishing this, I am bound to get some blogger award for full disclosure or something, lol. So did I do a good job of freaking you guys out, as much as I did Jens when I came out of the bathroom wearing the brightest red lipstick I could find? Red really does put a spin on everything after all.